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[ whistling sprightly tune ]

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[ car door closes ]

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Howdy, paw!

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[ chuckles ] Hi.

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Howdy!

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Hi.

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[ buzzing ]

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Aah!
[ laughs ]

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He got me twice
With that gadget.

10
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I'm going to get a lot more
This saturday.

11
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Oh, he's been excited
Like that all afternoon.

12
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Uh, it's not
Halloween, is it?

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No. Saturday, we're
Having our school party.

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Oh.

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Opie, will you get back
To your homework?

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Yes, aunt bee.

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Here's your paper, paw.

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Thanks.

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[ giggling ]

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What's funny?

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Nothing.

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Something must be funny
To be giggling like that.

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I'll tell later.

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Aah!

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[ giggling ]
[ sighs ]

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That's what johnny paul
Did to miss crump

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At last year's party.

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Maybe miss crump
Can stand it, but I can't.

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Now, I want to read.

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Any more booby traps
In here?

31
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No. I'm saving the rest
For this saturday.

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Well, ope,
I want you to have fun,

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But don't overdo it.

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We're just
Foolin' around.

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There are going to be
Girls at that party.

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What'll they think
Of that?

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We don't hang around with
Girls at school parties.
Oh.

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While you fellas
Are shaking hands with buzzers

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And having stuff
Jump out of papers,

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What are the girls doing?

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Just acting silly.

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Sounds like
A high-class affair.

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Boy:
Hey, ope!

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Yeah?

45
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Can you come
Out and play?

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Just a minute!

47
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Can I, paw? I don't
Have much homework.

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For a little while.

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Gee, thanks.

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Okay!

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He hasn't even started
His homework yet.

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Oh, he's got his mind
On the school party.

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He's not thinking
About homework.

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Hey, johnny paul!

55
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I got my paw
With the buzzer

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And the paper snake!

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I got my sister
With the rubber spider.

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Boy, did she scream!

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Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

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I bet this is going to be
The best party we ever had.

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Maybe, but I don't think
We're going to be able

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To fool around much.

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Why not?

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Didn't you see that notice
Miss crump put on

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The bulletin board

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Just before
The bell rang?

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No, I was downstairs.

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I was monitoring the washroom.

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Well, the party's
Going to be different.

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What do you mean?

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It's going to be a dance.

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A dance?

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Yeah, a dance.

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With regular dancing?

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Yeah, regular dancing.

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With girls?

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Sure, with girls.

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Oh, that's right!

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You don't know
How to dance very well,

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Do you, ope?

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So what?

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Well, I heard,
At the church social

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You danced with sharon porter
And you stomped all over her.

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[ laughing ]

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I got to go in now.

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But we just started.

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A boy opie's age
Has got a lot of energy

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And he's got
To burn it up.

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It's just that I
Don't like to see him

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Get so excited
About these parties.

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He hasn't got his mind
On anything else.

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Well, I'll speak
To him about it.

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Hey, ope.

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Yeah, paw?

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Listen,
I want you to stop

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Getting so excited
About this party.

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Okay, paw.

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Just calm down a little.

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Okay, paw.

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Calms down fast,
Doesn't he?

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Man:
Called strike one.

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2-1 to jacobs.

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Biddle shakes off
The first signal...

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Cookies, tablecloths,
Napkins, punch...

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And decorations.

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Can you think
Of anything else?

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Can you think
Of anything else?

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No.

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Uh...

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I think we're going
To need a male chaperon.

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Aw, come on!

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[ laughing ]
Thank you.

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No, no... No.

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All you have to do
Is just be there.

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I know. Opie told me--

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Just to be sure there's not
Too much fooling around.

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There's not going to be
Any of that this year.

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It's gonna be a dance.
Didn't opie tell you?

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No, he didn't
Mention that part.

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Dance, huh?
Mm.

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It's time
These 12-year-olds

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Started acting
More grown-up.

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Well, I'm for that.

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I guess it's time
They started learning

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A few social graces, too,

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So they'll be comfortable
At parties later on.

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Yeah, well, I guess
Dancing's part of that.

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I think
It's very important.

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So I'm the, uh,
I'm the male chaperon?

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Yes. Thank you.

131
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Yeah, well.

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Mornin', paw.
Aunt bee.

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Oh, hi, sport. Did you eat
Breakfast already?

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Yeah.

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I'm tightening a button
On your suit, opie,

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So it'll be all ready
For the party.

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You don't have to,
Aunt bee.

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You don't want
A dangling button.

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I'm not going
To the party.

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You're not going
To the party?

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I got a lot of important things
To do on saturday.

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Like what?

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Like cleaning up my room.

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You've been wanting me
To do that for a long time.

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Oh, but, opie.

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Putting my things away
And everything.

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Well, what brought this on
All of a sudden?

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Well, it's like
You always tell me, paw --

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We each have to do
Our share.

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Well, yeah, but does it
Have to be this saturday?

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And even at that,
You could do it in the morning.

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That's right.

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Well, that's when
I'm gonna do it.

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And then I'm gonna study
All afternoon.

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It's beginning
To sound like

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You're not too anxious
To go to your party.

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I thought you were looking
Forward to it.

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Aw, that's kids' stuff.

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Well, you certainly have
Aged since yesterday.

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I got to go now.

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Hey, ope?

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Yeah, paw?

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[ clears throat ]

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Could all this
Be due to the fact

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That the party's
Going to be a dance?

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I don't know
What you mean.

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A dance!
What a lovely idea!

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Has it, ope?

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I don't like to dance.

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Oh, opie, you should go.

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It would be nice dancing
With all those little girls.

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I don't want to go!

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I don't have to,
Do I, paw?

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Well, no,
You don't have to,

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But it seems like
You'd enjoy yourself.

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I don't want to
Have to go over there

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And dance
With all those girls.

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Well, if you don't want to,
I won't force you.

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Gee, thanks, paw.

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Good-bye, opie.

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Bye, aunt bee.
Bye, paw.

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Maybe you should have
Forced him, andy.

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Ohh, he doesn't dance very well
And it makes him nervous.

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What difference
Can it make?

185
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Well, maybe a lot.

186
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It would be good practice
For him.

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A boy should learn to dance.

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Otherwise,
He'll grow up to be a --

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A what?

190
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Well, a wallflower.

191
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Well, that's silly.

192
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No, it is not silly.

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I knew a boy once
Who didn't know how to dance

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And was uncomfortable
At parties and shy.

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Took him quite a while
To come out of it.

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Who's that?

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Well, you wouldn't
Know him.

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I'll be at the office.

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There you are, son.

200
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You didn't cut it
Too short in the back, did you?

201
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I never cut it
Too short.

202
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I'm going to a dance
On saturday

203
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And my mother doesn't
Want it too short.

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[ clears throat ]

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Is that too short,
Goober?

206
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No, it looks just
Right to me, bruce.

207
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My mother said you cut it
Too short last time.

208
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Look, son, you tell
Your mother that...

209
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No, don't tell her
That.

210
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Looks real good,
Bruce.

211
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You look just like
A regular sheik.

212
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You can run along
Home now, bruce.

213
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Run along home.

214
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My mother says
She'll pay you sometime

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When she's passing by.

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Ahem...

217
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See you, bruce.

218
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Nothing but complaints,

219
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And you don't even
Get paid for it.

220
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Oh, I'll be glad
When this dance is over.

221
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Nine haircuts so far.

222
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This one wants it too short;
This one, too long.

223
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Oh, I tell you,
It just drives you crazy.

224
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Hi, boys.

225
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Oh, hi, andy.

226
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Hey, andy.

227
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Opie come in for
His haircut yet?

228
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Why?

229
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'cause of the dance.

230
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Floyd's already give
Nine haircuts.

231
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They're all getting
Spiffed up for it.

232
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Yeah.

233
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Well,
Ope's not going to go.

234
00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:01,909
He's not going?

235
00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,076
Well, how come?

236
00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:07,080
Mm, I guess he doesn't
Feel like it.

237
00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:08,248
Oh, a haircut, andy?

238
00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,818
No, thanks. I just
Came over to visit.

239
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Andy?

240
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Mm-hmm?

241
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I understand this
Is the first dance

242
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His class is having.

243
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Seems like he'd
Want to be there.

244
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Well...

245
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I guess opie isn't

246
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The greatest dancer
In the world

247
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And he feels a little bit...
Embarrassed about it.

248
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You know how kids are.

249
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Yeah, I remember you

250
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And you used to get
The same way.

251
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Like father, like son.

252
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Who are you
Talking about?

253
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Oh, you were afraid
To dance, too

254
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When you were
Opie's age.

255
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Kind of shy...

256
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Oh, come on...

257
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Must be inherited.

258
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Those genes
They talk about--

259
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All in the genes.

260
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You know, baldness,
Fear of dancing, warts...

261
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You mean andy's afraid
To dance, floyd?

262
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No!

263
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Oh, now,
Wait a minute, andy!

264
00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,260
I'm a lot older
Than you are.

265
00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,362
I remember that
First dance they had

266
00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:56,396
Over at the school.

267
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,731
You hid in the barn.

268
00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:58,799
Hid in the barn?!

269
00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,400
[ laughing ]
That's funny!

270
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,735
I did not!

271
00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:04,371
Oh, when you
Were opie's age,

272
00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:07,107
You were
A real stick-in-the-mud.

273
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,909
[ laughing ]
In the barn.

274
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,744
That's funny!

275
00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,813
[ both laughing ]

276
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,817
Oh, that's funny.

277
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,186
[ door slams ]

278
00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,054
I used to be
Scared to dance.

279
00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,155
You were?

280
00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:23,423
Yeah, but I'm
Not anymore.

281
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,092
Since these
New dances come in

282
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,760
Even if you kick
Your partner

283
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,195
It don't make
No difference.

284
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,030
Just like it's
Part of the dance.

285
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,166
Ooh, that's good!

286
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,236
[ can rattling ]

287
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,176
Oh, I'm tired
Of playing this.

288
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,245
Let's go to my place
And play football.

289
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:46,714
Okay.

290
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,348
We can use my ball.

291
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:49,416
All right.

292
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,751
Hi.

293
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,152
Hi, sharon.
Hi.

294
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,888
You want to help me pick out
Records at the store?

295
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,323
No thanks, sharon.

296
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,826
Some of the kids
Are coming over to my place.

297
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,427
We're gonna practice
For the dance tomorrow.

298
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,830
Do you want to come?
Well, uh...

299
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,397
It doesn't sound like
Such a hot idea to me.

300
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:07,267
My mom's making sandwiches
And cookies and stuff.

301
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,902
Hey, that sounds great!

302
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:09,970
Boy, johnny paul,

303
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,839
Everything sounds
Great to you.

304
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,273
What's the matter
With you?

305
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,108
Go ahead and dance
Your head off

306
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,309
For all I care!

307
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,947
Oh, he's just sore
'cause he can't dance.

308
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,016
Come on, sharon.

309
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:25,185
I'll go with you.

310
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,229
[ can rattling ]

311
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:04,758
[ machine gun firing ]

312
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,274
Hi, there, ope.

313
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,442
Hi, paw.

314
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:30,283
Looking at a little,
Uh, tv, huh?

315
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,819
Yeah.

316
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,321
Do you mind if I
Kinda turn it off

317
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,056
For... For a minute?

318
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,858
Well, okay.

319
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:40,961
[ sighs ]

320
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,330
[ tv clicks off ]

321
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,098
Um...

322
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,501
Um...

323
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,437
Sit down, ope.

324
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,072
I am sittin', paw.

325
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,175
Oh. Oh, well, uh...

326
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,912
Hey, uh, isn't, uh...

327
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,881
Isn't today friday?

328
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,082
Yeah.

329
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,318
And isn't your
School party tomorrow?

330
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,020
I ain't goin', paw!
Now, take it easy.

331
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,989
You said you
Wouldn't force me
To go to that dance.

332
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,157
I don't intend to.

333
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,558
I don't intend to.

334
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,493
The last thing
That I'd want to do

335
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,395
Is force you
To do something

336
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,965
That I said I wouldn't
Force you to do.

337
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:22,569
Although, I really
Would appreciate it

338
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,204
If you went.

339
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,108
Do you mean you're
Forcing me?

340
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,977
I wish you
Wouldn't say that.

341
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,179
It's just that
I'm asking you to...

342
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:33,981
T-to consider it.

343
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,348
Okay.

344
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,118
You'll go?

345
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,620
No. I'll consider
It, like you said.

346
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,255
Well?

347
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,124
I ain't going.

348
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,059
That was fast.

349
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:47,127
But you said...

350
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,463
Let... Let me put it
Another way.

351
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,598
T-the sign

352
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,501
That a fella is...
Is growing up

353
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,636
Is when he
Can change his mind

354
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,171
And do something

355
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,573
That he thought
He didn't want to do

356
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:04,144
But he knows
He really should do.

357
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,346
Do you follow me?

358
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,115
Yeah.

359
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,083
You're forcing
Me to go.

360
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:11,985
No, I'm not.

361
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,287
Then if it isn't forcing,
Paw, what is it?

362
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,488
[ clears throat ]

363
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,924
Well, uh...

364
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:20,493
It, uh...

365
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:24,531
Well, I know that... That
You're going to be glad

366
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:28,235
That I, uh...
Suggested that you go.

367
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,304
What if I still
Don't want to?

368
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:35,208
Well, how it would be
In a case like that

369
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,912
Is I'd have to...
Suggest a little harder.

370
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,914
But...

371
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,350
I want you to go.

372
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,618
Why, paw?

373
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,621
Because I just...

374
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,590
Want you to... Go.

375
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,028
Yes, sir.

376
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,965
Ope...

377
00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:01,434
Every time a fella
Faces, uh, a hurdle

378
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,971
And he's afraid to jump it,

379
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,273
But he goes ahead
And he jumps it anyway,

380
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:10,243
He finds out it wasn't
Much of a jump after all.

381
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:14,447
I just don't like
Dancing, paw.

382
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,984
Well, you won't know
Till you try.

383
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,191
I tried once...

384
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:27,494
And I just
Don't know how.

385
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,142
I just had a thought.

386
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,476
You know what?

387
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:47,514
I'll bet you that aunt bee
Might just be willing

388
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,416
To teach you how to dance.

389
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,018
Aunt bee?

390
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:55,188
I'll be back in half an hour
With some dance records.

391
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,531
She sure got
Ready in a hurry.

392
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:10,203
Opie... I want you
To understand...

393
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:13,240
There's a big difference

394
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:17,444
Between forcing
And suggesting

395
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:24,384
Because... There's just
A big difference, and...

396
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,186
Someday, when you grow up

397
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,754
And have children
Of your own,

398
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,156
I'd like to be around

399
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,624
When you explain it
To your boy.

400
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,262
What happened
To the days

401
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,697
When it was cash
On the barrelhead?

402
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,299
Credit? Ha!

403
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,567
You tell 'em, floyd.

404
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,170
Am I interrupting
Anything?

405
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,371
Hey, aunt bee.

406
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,307
Floyd was explaining
To me about credit.

407
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:51,178
Floyd, you listen
To radio music a lot, don't you?

408
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,179
Oh, my, yes.

409
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,646
Soothing,
Real soothing.

410
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,482
Well, I have to buy
A dance record.

411
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,717
Have you heard
Any new dance numbers lately?

412
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,719
Something for
A frightened little boy?

413
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,720
Opie?
Mm-hmm.

414
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,589
Well, let me see.

415
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,724
You should know
Something, goober.

416
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,594
Well, they're playing
A lot of country music.

417
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,297
"Roses of picardy."

418
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,799
Oh, floyd, even
I remember that.

419
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,235
Let's see, what are
Some of them songs

420
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,137
They play out
At the roadhouse.

421
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,306
It should be something
Simple and slow.

422
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,373
Kinda like a hymn.

423
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,809
No. He's learning
To dance.

424
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,545
"Yes, we have no bananas."

425
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,781
No good, huh?

426
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:32,485
Aunt bee, I just can't seem
To remember any of the names

427
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,188
Of any of them songs
I've been dancin' to.

428
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,457
Why don't you go
To the record store.

429
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,292
Arnold pruitt
Would help you out.

430
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,493
Yes, I was on my way.

431
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,862
I just thought you might
Have some ideas.

432
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,364
Thank you both, anyway.

433
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,565
That's okay.

434
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,567
"Fool's butterfly"!
"Fool's butterfly"!

435
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,773
[ mid-tempo music playing ]

436
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,475
One, two, three, four.

437
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,777
One, two,
Three, four.

438
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,413
One, two, three, four.

439
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:01,814
You're doing fine, ope.
One, two...

440
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,616
Kids don't dance
Like this, paw.

441
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,718
Well, you're
Just getting warmed up.

442
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:06,853
Keep counting, opie.

443
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,321
One, two,
Three, four.

444
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,556
That's it.

445
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,424
One, two...

446
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,261
Well, you're getting
That counting part down.

447
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,328
Three, four.

448
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,164
Isn't he doing
Wonderfully?

449
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,166
He sure is.
You're gonna be a fine dancer.

450
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,568
I wouldn't be surprised
If you'll be

451
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,671
The best dancer
On the floor.

452
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:25,838
Hey, ope?

453
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,208
We're gonna be late.
Come on.

454
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,677
Opie:
Comin', paw.

455
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,146
Well, there's
The dancing boy now.

456
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,248
Now, doesn't he
Look handsome?

457
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,318
He's gonna be the best-looking
Boy in the place.

458
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,853
Now, remember, opie.
One, two, three, four.

459
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,489
One, two, three, four.

460
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,656
We'll see you.
We'll be late.

461
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,292
One, two, three, four.

462
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,660
One, two, three, four.
Have a good time, opie.

463
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,762
[ door closing ]

464
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,799
[ rock-'n'-roll music playing ]

465
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,936
You think you
Can handle this

466
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,938
By yourself for
A few minutes?

467
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:32,939
Oh, certainly.

468
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,907
Most of the kids
Are dancing.

469
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,943
They won't want
Cookies until...

470
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,982
Andy, don't pressure him.

471
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,219
Just, uh, use a
Little psychology.

472
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,255
I've used
All the psychology I know.

473
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,456
You got any ideas?

474
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,491
Well, he's awful sweet
On sharon porter.

475
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,993
You might hint that she
Wants to dance with him.

476
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,729
I don't care if he dances
With johnny paul.

477
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,731
It's important that he try.

478
00:19:58,765 --> 00:19:59,832
Excuse me.

479
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,344
[ sighing ]

480
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,581
Well, ope,
How's she going?

481
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:15,615
Okay.

482
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,619
You sure you
Don't want

483
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,288
To get out
There and try?

484
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,590
Maybe later, paw.

485
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,465
That don't seem
Too hard, ope.

486
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,669
You got the same
Equipment they have.

487
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,471
All you got to do
Is turn it on.

488
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,340
I know.

489
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,314
You know something?

490
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,915
Just between you and me,

491
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:52,419
I don't think they
Know what they're doing.

492
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,954
They're just wiggling
Around and shaking around

493
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,423
And acting nervous

494
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,791
Like they're walking
On hot coals.

495
00:20:58,825 --> 00:20:59,926
You can do that.

496
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,828
Maybe later.

497
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,296
Pardon me.

498
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,732
May I have the
Honor of this dance?

499
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,866
Well, you see?

500
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,701
The prettiest girl
In the whole place

501
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:09,902
Is asking you
To dance.

502
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,338
No, I meant you.

503
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,071
You can't turn down
Your own teacher.

504
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,873
Me?

505
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,608
Yes.

506
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,844
Oh, now, wait a minute.

507
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,879
I can't do
This kind of dancing.

508
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:22,081
If opie sees you dancing,
Maybe he'll get up.

509
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,351
He'll walk
Right out of the room.

510
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,753
Children can't be expected
To overcome obstacles

511
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,020
Their parents
Won't tackle.

512
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,622
I'll tell you
What we'll do.

513
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:32,459
We'll go over here
And have a cookie.

514
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,627
All: come on!

515
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:41,334
Uh, listen, this...
Nah, this is your dance.

516
00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,735
This is your dance

517
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,972
And miss crump and I
Don't expect to...

518
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,006
We'll go, well...

519
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,076
[ kids cheering ]

520
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:11,431
You kids sure are letting

521
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,500
A lot of fine music
Go to waste.

522
00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:43,696
You want to dance,
Sharon?

523
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,398
Sure, opie.

524
00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:23,703
Ow!
Ow!

525
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:24,904
Excuse me.

526
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,005
Hi, paw.

527
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:26,973
Hi, ope.

528
00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,954
[ andy laughs ]

529
00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:44,023
Oh, shh.

530
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,225
[ door closes ]
Ahh.

531
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,894
[ gasps ]

532
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,830
Oh, well!
How did it go?

533
00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:53,232
Well, you sure did teach
This boy how to dance.

534
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,034
Opie, you danced?

535
00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:57,036
Five dances.
With sharon porter.

536
00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:58,838
Oh, paw.

537
00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:01,073
I don't know about you,
But my feet are killin' me.

538
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,942
Andy, you danced?

539
00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:05,678
Well...
If it wasn't for paw,
I never would have danced.

540
00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:07,614
I-I didn't --
You should have seen him.

541
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,549
Paw pretended
That he couldn't dance,

542
00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:11,250
And he got all the kids
To laughing,

543
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,652
So pretty soon I got up

544
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,220
And pretended
I was foolin' around, too.

545
00:24:14,253 --> 00:24:15,688
But then I got
The real hang of it

546
00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:16,956
And started to
Really dance.

547
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,892
Well, wasn't that
Smart of your father!

548
00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:23,029
Yeah. Gee, paw, I sure
Would like to see you dance

549
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:25,965
When you're not pretending
You don't know how.

550
00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:26,999
Yeah. Well...

551
00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:28,868
Sometime.

552
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:36,809
[ whistling sprightly tune ]